Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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