Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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