Sponge bath it is.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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