if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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