"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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