I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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