Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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