Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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