Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I think my moral compass just broke
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