White coat. Heels.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
you never un-have a 4some
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize
