He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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