am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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