So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I am available for nakedness
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