I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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