Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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