I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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