I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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