new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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