Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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