whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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