I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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