I wish I could punch you in the face.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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