using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I touched a dick in church today
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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