I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
well most of my day revolves around power hour
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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