what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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