we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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