that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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