I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
