Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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