Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
third nipple confirmed
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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