Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
