you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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