once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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