My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I understand Curling. That high.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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