just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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