The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My vagina is officially offended.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize