i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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