Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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