I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
A bitchslap is in order.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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