just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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