they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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