arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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