Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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