woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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