For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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