How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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