we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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