I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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