he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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