You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Randomize
