just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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