They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize
