Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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